your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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