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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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