she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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