I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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