Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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