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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

Oh.My.God.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sorry, I don't speak sober.

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(518): View more from New York

he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.

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(586): View more from Michigan

He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?

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