is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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