Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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