He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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