were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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