Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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