At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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