Sponge bath it is.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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