Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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