hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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