i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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