I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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