how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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