Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
