I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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