Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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