So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
nutella sex= disaster
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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