how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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