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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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