You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish my penis had a tongue
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
