Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Your penis caused this!
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