Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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