When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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