the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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