Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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