Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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