drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I licked your asshole in confidence.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I love you. Go after that dick
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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