Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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