Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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