he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
barbara walters just said penis...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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