I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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