living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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