whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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