What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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