Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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