Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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