I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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