so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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