hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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