Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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