shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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