He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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