Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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