You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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