You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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