I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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