I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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