Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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