Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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