Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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