She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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